Mr. Scary European Speedo Man… how I hate myself for loving you. This guy could probably offer some stellar makeup advice on how to strategically apply shimmery bronzer. I can’t decide if he looks more like Giorgio Armani or a Louis Vuitton handbag but I bet he’s wearing a nut bra for those saggy leather-skin balls!
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Never say to your wife - “Bitch, get in the kitchen and cook me a…
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What’s worse than getting caught masturbating by your mother? Getting caught masturbating to Warcraft by your friends. Some sexual advice for our young pud yankers that you won’t find in the Dear Abby advice columns - the girl’s in games aren’t real dude!
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Housewives are sexy…
From Please Hammer Don’t Hurt Em to Reverend Hammer to Mr. Hammer, CPA.
This is a targeted advertisement from my Myspace page (thanks Myspace!). Apparently, MC Hammer is getting himself an edgamacation these days…
This is probably the most grotesque, horrendous thing I have ever seen in my life. Anyone who condones this shit can die. I cannot believe someone would stoop this low…
You see it everywhere. The annoying Myspace “kissy face” picture. Oh, there’s a camera…kiss kiss. How do you know the kissy face has gotten out of hand? When your Uncle Jeb is posing for his latest mugshot and…
The father and son duo of Floyd and Justin Bebee. “Gittin’ er done” in the beautiful world of head art. I would love to see this family portrait.
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